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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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Back in the 1980s...
We all make mistakes at university, my one definitely fits into this category as it resulted in me just scraping a Third class degree.

It was getting towards the end of my second year, and I had been sharing a house with a bunch of other girls – usual story, we got on OK most of the time, bickered and fought the rest of the time. One girl could be relied upon to bring a new bloke down for breakfast every Saturday afternoon. I’d had a couple of flings, but nothing serious. Then one Saturday, the other girls were all away, but Julie’s boyfriends (Phil) was still around, and a couple of his mates came round for the evening.

I knew them all, one was an ex of mine (Alex), nice lad but not ‘the one’, and their other friend was Lambros, a maths student. So after a couple of joints, we were all sitting round when someone suggested poker, this led to vodka shot penalties and this, eventually led to strip poker. So far so normal – a bunch of students acting like students. I was in my own house with people I knew reasonably well…

By the time I was down to underwear and tee-shirt, I was pretty drunk and stoned and the others were too, but they seemed to perk up a bit as my jeans came off. Two of them were down to their pants too, and were sporting very obvious bulges they were attempting to hide. When I lost the next round, I kept my tee-shirt on but took off my bra and their eyes were on stalks.

I tottered off to the loo and when I got back, I could tell they’d been talking. Alex was spokesman and he came out and suggested we turn the lights down low and all get naked. I have to admit that at this point I felt very relaxed; Alex was an ex of mine and I’d enjoyed sex with him, Phil had been mildly flirting with me since he’d been coming round to stay with my housemate, and I had fancied Lambros for ages but hadn’t had a chance to show it. What could possibly go wrong.

I beckoned Alex to me and pulled him into a kiss, dragging his boxers off. One of the others gently lifted my tee-shirt off while the other took off my pants. Suddenly we were all naked, hearts were racing and breathing was getting ragged. I was still in charge though and I led them to the big sofa.

‘Alex, you were always good with your tongue, get down there. You two, kneel either side of me.’

So as Alex licked me to orgasm, I held the other two’s cocks, turning my head from one to the other, taking them in my mouth, while they pawed my tits. I almost choked laughing as Phil came all over the Lambros in front of my face while Lambros shot his load in my mouth.

Things got a bit complicated then and I can’t remember it all, but when Julie came home unexpectedly and opened the living room door, I was on the floor, straddling her boyfriend Phil, had Alex in my mouth and Lambros had a finger up my arse.


Luckily our exams were over for the year. I went home the next morning.

Year three, I very nearly dropped out after a week. It seemed as if everyone on the whole campus knew what had happened; there were pictures on toilet doors, dirty looks from girls, horrible looks from boys…

I went to my personal tutor and arranged to defer a year. My life was never the same again, I felt dirty and cold. University life had been spoiled for me, I didn’t enjoy any of it, scraped a third and never went back to that city.

It’s only now, over 25 years later, that I can forgive myself. Reading the other posts here, I wasn’t so bad, I gave into circumstances, and things might have been fine if Julie hadn’t come back early. But I do regret the whole thing and the lost years of my early 20s when I was very wary of any boy and became a bit of a prude.
(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:18, 17 replies)


(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:22, closed)
Cool
'you're lying' post Bro.
(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:01, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/sexyregrets/post1466952
(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:34, closed)

Fabricated or not, that's far too fruity for me to be reading at my desk on a Monday morning.
(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:33, closed)
^^ wanking to qotw answers ^^
/ac
(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:44, closed)
Sounds like you paid a very harsh price for a good time.
If anyone other than Julie had come in at the crucial moment the DP would have been allowed to continue unhindered.
(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:48, closed)
I don't care if it's made up or not
I just got a semi reading that
(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:51, closed)
Boasting on the internet about only being semi-potent?

(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:44, closed)
Leave him alone.
Not everyone can keep it rock hard through a story involving one man cumming on another man's dick.
(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:47, closed)
too many cocks on the dancefloor

(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:53, closed)
You make it sound a lot more arousing than the original post.

(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:04, closed)
not my biggest sexual regret

(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:47, closed)

Had Julie come to fix the washing machine? You didn't perchance capture it on video did you?
(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:28, closed)

It's like unsexy porn written by someone who thinks porn is immoral.

'The slut ruined her life, that'll teach her to fuck men'
(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:35, closed)
If this weren't so downbeat,
I expect I would have loved reading it in the Fiesta letters page.
(, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:49, closed)
The only thing that I'm vaguely not happy with here is the fact that
you seemed more concerned by getting busted in a 4-way with 3 guys than you did getting busted fucking your housemates boyfriend.
(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:58, closed)
Ring of authenticity
click
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 14:51, closed)

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