I'm disappointed that...
...the yellow duster didn't have a bigger part in the story. Something to do with your mum borrowing it to clean her glasses or something.

Why don't you go back and edit it. We won't mind if it's not quite true. Honest!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:14, 1 reply)

No no no.
His mum licks it and uses it to dab the sleep from his eyes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:46, closed)

No no no, I've got it
He's giving his mum and his little sister a lift, the sister gets muck on her face and the mum licks the duster and uses it to clean gunk off his little sister's face!

...and then sneezes into it.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:54, closed)

You should be Editor of Vogue.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 18:01, closed)

No no no it happend like this
his sister and mum needed to go toilet but there was no tissue so the pair ripped and shared the duster nine months later he has a sister and niece who both bear a very similar likeness to him, his dad left his mum because he had a snip so it couldn't be his , his sister who had a boyfriend who asked her to marry him split because he thought she was cheating on him but in fact it turns out that his dad was cheating with the boy friend all along and the shocking thing thing is
he admitted to owning a fiesta !
had a been me i would have said razzle
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 20:50, closed)

And they all got
addicted to Heroin to drown their misery, and died of aids.
(username failed moderation, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:22, closed)