Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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I went out for dinner......
with a mate who was home on leave from the Foreign Legion, as he'd been on fairly basic rations for months sadly the rich and spicy Chinese food didn't agree with him........
he suffered a Beau Geste Szeuchan Regressed.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:45,
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ooof
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:49,
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That's what YOUR MUM said!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:41,
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time for your meds again
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:58,
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That's what YOUR MUM said!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:33,
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arf
you zinged me
I know it's what MY MUM said
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:44,
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One more attempt and it might start to resemble a joke.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:02,
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That's what YOUR MUM said!
Ha!
What?
Oh.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:38,
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Go to the back of the class
and think about what you have done.
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Smale is stuffed, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:05,
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That's what YOUR MUM said!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:40,
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You know that's pronounced
"bowjhest seshwan rigrest", right? Not even a comedy Turkish accent from the 1970s, a crippling mental disability plus speech impediment, or a member of the cast of 'Allo 'Allo would make
that into a pun on "biggest sexual regret"
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:18,
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God. I bet you pronounce it "scone" as well.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:29,
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Only when I'm doing my comedy Turkish accent.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:40,
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That's what YOI don't even know why I bother.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:26,
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Fuck 'em, I liked it.
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Official Sarc, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:37,
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That's what YOUR MUM said!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:05,
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