Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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A previous story just reminded me of another near-miss at a shot at losing my cherry.
As stated in previous posts I was into computers more than girls but around the age of 17 or 18 I started playing AD&D with a work colleague, who I eventually became good friends with.
This was probably the most social thing my normally reclusive self had engaged in at the time and I actually got to meet some girls. One was the wife of the DM, the other his married sister in law. But they were female, not much older than me and liked me.
We'd usually meet each Thursday but on this occasion he'd set up a Friday night session with some booze laid on. There was also a newcomer to our group, One of my mates neighbours, short, cute, around 25 and single - and she also had her own place. We got on like a house on fire and she seemed genuinely interested in all the semi-drunken bollocks that poured out of my mouth.
Our group met several more times at the weekend and it was always the same. She'd be really into everything I had to say.. But I never really thought much more about it, what with her being 7 or so years older than me and the fact I was a social retard when it came to girls.
It was quite some months (maybe years, I forget) later when I was out boozing with my mate and I mentioned this girl.
Oh yea, her. She was really into you. She told us that if the age gap wasn't so much she'd have been all over you like a rash. I told her to stay away as I knew what a she was like and she'd have probably fucked with your mind as much as she'd have fucked your brains out.
He patted me on the back like he'd done me a favour.
I'd really forgotten about this until a recent previous posting jogged my memory. I remember after this revelation thinking that if only I'd had the heads-up from him earlier my spotty little arse may have been bobbing up and down between her legs shortly before she left me an emotional wreck.
( , Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:30, Reply)
As stated in previous posts I was into computers more than girls but around the age of 17 or 18 I started playing AD&D with a work colleague, who I eventually became good friends with.
This was probably the most social thing my normally reclusive self had engaged in at the time and I actually got to meet some girls. One was the wife of the DM, the other his married sister in law. But they were female, not much older than me and liked me.
We'd usually meet each Thursday but on this occasion he'd set up a Friday night session with some booze laid on. There was also a newcomer to our group, One of my mates neighbours, short, cute, around 25 and single - and she also had her own place. We got on like a house on fire and she seemed genuinely interested in all the semi-drunken bollocks that poured out of my mouth.
Our group met several more times at the weekend and it was always the same. She'd be really into everything I had to say.. But I never really thought much more about it, what with her being 7 or so years older than me and the fact I was a social retard when it came to girls.
It was quite some months (maybe years, I forget) later when I was out boozing with my mate and I mentioned this girl.
Oh yea, her. She was really into you. She told us that if the age gap wasn't so much she'd have been all over you like a rash. I told her to stay away as I knew what a she was like and she'd have probably fucked with your mind as much as she'd have fucked your brains out.
He patted me on the back like he'd done me a favour.
I'd really forgotten about this until a recent previous posting jogged my memory. I remember after this revelation thinking that if only I'd had the heads-up from him earlier my spotty little arse may have been bobbing up and down between her legs shortly before she left me an emotional wreck.
( , Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:30, Reply)
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