Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:12,
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It wasn't Santa Dr, it was a peadophile called mick who was using her to get close to you.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:44,
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He had a TREEMENDOUS sack.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:02,
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Did he make you touch his BAUBLES?
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:38,
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Santa was getting excited because.....(all together now).....
...he only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney....
I've already got me coat
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Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:35,
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The Holoclaust.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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the LOLoclaus.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:10,
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That's not an appropriate topic for humour.
Perhaps you actually meant Hartley Hare from Pipkins?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:06,
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