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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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And of all the girls who are startled when the lad whips it out and comes on their face
"What? That's what you do, innit?"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:41, 2 replies)
OK, now I'm genuinely sad
and not just pretend sad.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:44, closed)
While we're on the subject:
spitting in porn - where the fuck did that come from?
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:45, closed)
"Oh yeah, spit on it bitch"
What? To quote John Cleese - what's wrong with a nice kiss?
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:47, closed)
Wait ... John Cleese has made porn?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:13, closed)
Ministry of silly wanks?

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:25, closed)
Feltchy Towers.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:43, closed)
Flowery Twats.
Wait ... hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:04, closed)
If only more of them did that
it would count for a % or two fewer teen pregnancies. A damper on the chav breeding program couldn't be a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:23, closed)
We'd save a bundle on maternity services,
but all the eye infections would probably overwhelm the GP service.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:08, closed)
Holy crap
imagine the horror of sitting in the waiting room with 20 squinting teenagers, like some kind of post bukkake-apocalypse nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:27, closed)

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