My mum
always said, make sure you're always wearing clean pants, you never know what might happen. She neglected to mention about not wearing comedy pants.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:17, 2 replies)

I'm not up to date on official NHS A&E admissions processes
but I believe (only believe, mind) that they are not allowed to abandon emergency operations when the victim is wearing rubbish undies.

It's political correctness gone mad.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:27, closed)

It's more the embarassment
Mrs Smale, I'm afraid I have bad news. Your son was wearing comedy turkey pants, the elastic had gone so they didn't fit properly, and he had skid marks and suspicious stains. The ambulance crew, the admissions doctor, the A&E staff nurse, the consultant and the entire ICU team saw them; that's about 20 people. Oh yes, and he got knocked over by a car and he's croaked.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:19, closed)

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to snigger at the terrible underwear of the recently departed pants-loser ...

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:30, closed)

I once found myself in hospital
with a smashed ankle, and having my jeans and undies cut off me by evil nurses, a long way from friends and family. I foolishly gave moneys to a couple of girls who were visiting the guy in the next bed to me. It was a simple mission, purchase some boxer shorts I could wear when I got out of bed so I didn't have to dangle the carrot as it were. They came back, giggling like hyenas and presented me with white boxers actually featuring a donkey pulling a carrot from the hole. This then is how I was to parade around as they taught me to use crutches, all over the place, up and down stairs and through multiple wards, with the comedy pants shouting "look at me, I'm hilarious with my cartoon donkey undies"
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:18, closed)

Aarf
or rather, hee-haw
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:52, closed)