ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Not sure if this counts, but...During my town's "music festival" a couple of months ago, the headline act were The Specials (well, one member plus a backing band, doing Specials songs). I proceeded to get absolutely shitfaced on lovely lovely cider as soon as I arrived, meaning that by the time the headliners were on I was all over the place. First of all I tried to pull the 16-year-old sister of a girl I went to school with, before deciding it was probably in my best interests to jump up onto the stage and dance with Mr. Specials.
I was thinking in my hung over state the next morning "maybe I didn't look so bad when I was up there". The next thing my mum said made my heart sink: "I hope you weren't dancing last night, you were too pissed to stand up". I still have nightmares about it to this day. Oh, the shame.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 22:59, Reply)
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