 Shame
 ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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 my mother's a fiend, I'm ashamed of her.
	my mother's a fiend, I'm ashamed of her.She's a nurse, generally taking care of really old heart patients. On a regular basis she makes certain rude noises/smells while she's in a room with an unconscious patient some other nurse is assigned to.
She'll then tell the nurse in charge of the patient, "Your patient SMELLS! I think you need to check them!" And then she'll laugh from a distance as her co-worker, gagging and armed with deodorizer, checks under the poor patient's covers and doesn't find a single thing.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 1:23, Reply)
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