Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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my mother's a fiend, I'm ashamed of her.
She's a nurse, generally taking care of really old heart patients. On a regular basis she makes certain rude noises/smells while she's in a room with an unconscious patient some other nurse is assigned to.
She'll then tell the nurse in charge of the patient, "Your patient SMELLS! I think you need to check them!" And then she'll laugh from a distance as her co-worker, gagging and armed with deodorizer, checks under the poor patient's covers and doesn't find a single thing.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 1:23, Reply)
She's a nurse, generally taking care of really old heart patients. On a regular basis she makes certain rude noises/smells while she's in a room with an unconscious patient some other nurse is assigned to.
She'll then tell the nurse in charge of the patient, "Your patient SMELLS! I think you need to check them!" And then she'll laugh from a distance as her co-worker, gagging and armed with deodorizer, checks under the poor patient's covers and doesn't find a single thing.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 1:23, Reply)
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