ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Oh where to start....1. Waking up next to a fat Billy Idol lookalike, knowing full well I had gone to bed sober
2. Pity-fucking one of my Uni stalkers
3. Starting a fight in a Birmingham nightclub by shoving ice down some poor girl's top
4. Lapdancing on the Sales Director
5. Lapdancing on the MD
6. Dancing "like a hooker" according to a mate, one drunken weekend in Liverpool.
oh I could go on, but I would have to re-live all the shame again...
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 7:01,
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