Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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I have no shame.
However the "popular" fucking press ought to fucking develop some for the rather disturbing amount of milking of the non death of a footballer for ratings.
If he's died whilst writing this then just change the tense or something. And then assume the same for the post mortem death.
edit: bollocks. He actually just died.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 13:31, Reply)
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