Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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i'd been to a pretentious chelsea club, a drunk a large amount of pish bottled gack. pulled what i can only loosly describe as a french fcuk buddie. and it was in her bed.
with her in it.
she woke up/lept out of bed gagging first, and as i awoke feeling a little less bloated, i realised i had soaked almost two thirds of her top sheet - and probably mattress.
to her credit, she changed the sheets and i went to work very early. she actually gave me a lift.
edit - its not shame im feeling. sorry ive just realised i actually feel a bit proud. disregard the above please
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 15:28, Reply)
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