Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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oh the downright awful clammy skinned middle of the night waking bedwetting SHAME
i'd been to a pretentious chelsea club, a drunk a large amount of pish bottled gack. pulled what i can only loosly describe as a french fcuk buddie. and it was in her bed.
with her in it.
she woke up/lept out of bed gagging first, and as i awoke feeling a little less bloated, i realised i had soaked almost two thirds of her top sheet - and probably mattress.
to her credit, she changed the sheets and i went to work very early. she actually gave me a lift.
edit - its not shame im feeling. sorry ive just realised i actually feel a bit proud. disregard the above please
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 15:28, Reply)
i'd been to a pretentious chelsea club, a drunk a large amount of pish bottled gack. pulled what i can only loosly describe as a french fcuk buddie. and it was in her bed.
with her in it.
she woke up/lept out of bed gagging first, and as i awoke feeling a little less bloated, i realised i had soaked almost two thirds of her top sheet - and probably mattress.
to her credit, she changed the sheets and i went to work very early. she actually gave me a lift.
edit - its not shame im feeling. sorry ive just realised i actually feel a bit proud. disregard the above please
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 15:28, Reply)
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