ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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German tour: fit women rareOooh just remembered this one.
Was on tour in Germany about 5 years ago and played at a weird festival in Beverungen which takes place in the back garden of a house. The label that puts on the festival is based there, so the artists get to stay in the house and use the facilities. All very nice and friendly.
Anyway, been in Germany ten days and seriously, stereotyping I know, but not one good-looking woman. Until here. And she's gorgeous. And what's more, she's getting well fruity despite being surrounded by far cooler than me.
Later that day, I need a "tour dump" (this is the result of weeks of junk food and is very bad trust me). The house has one toilet, so I finally get in there, release the load and the paint is peeling off the walls.
Someone outside is knocking in desperation. I open the door and guess who bursts in as I'm coming out. And she is promptly gagging from the smell, closely followed by puking. In the gag / pukefest, she loses bladder control.
Didn't pull btw.
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pilchardboy, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 16:12,
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