ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Oh the shame of it allA friend and I were barhopping one night and we decided to get some food so we stopped at a Greek restaurant...there was no one there but us so the waitress came and sat with us while we ate and we flirted with her
Come time for the bill she brings my friend HIS bill but on MY bill is just her name and phone number(while we had been eating she had told us she was off work in just a few minutes)...he goes to pay and I immediately bolt out of the restaurant and am thinking "Oh wow she forgot to charge me!"
It wasn't until we had walked about three blocks away when my alcohol fogged brain realized what that note meant...by then of course it was impossible for me to come up with a good enough excuse why I left so suddenly that she'd of accepted
BTW My friend almost died laughing when I showed him the note...which of course made me feel sooooo much better
Damn it she was cute too!
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 16:27, Reply)
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