Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Oh and everyone else I suppose.
Thanks, the thought of you and Louis kept me smiling all day at work. You also made my mind up to post again. I've been mulling over whether or not to post something even more meaningful (to me at least). It was also on my mind the day I made my other post and one of the contributing factors so now I feel like I have to confess that as well. By another weird coincidence its also about my most shameful moment. It might take me a while to type it all out properly but I hope you'll appreciate it when I finally get it done.
(This is all a nice way of saying its your fault when people shout at me for filling half the board with a boring story. Just kidding).
To everyone else, sorry in advance if its long. Feel free to skip over it if you wish. (This is the point where I make a joke about you having no shame if you do though). For all you Gleeballs fact fans its about a mate who appears in several of my answers, usually unnamed until The Man Who Had No Shame that I posted this week. Thinking back on it there are moments that make it sound a bit, well, Hollywood, but take it from me its completely true.
EDIT: I swear to god, as soon as I'm done with this one its back to the knob gags. Promise.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 20:47, Reply)
Oh and everyone else I suppose.
Thanks, the thought of you and Louis kept me smiling all day at work. You also made my mind up to post again. I've been mulling over whether or not to post something even more meaningful (to me at least). It was also on my mind the day I made my other post and one of the contributing factors so now I feel like I have to confess that as well. By another weird coincidence its also about my most shameful moment. It might take me a while to type it all out properly but I hope you'll appreciate it when I finally get it done.
(This is all a nice way of saying its your fault when people shout at me for filling half the board with a boring story. Just kidding).
To everyone else, sorry in advance if its long. Feel free to skip over it if you wish. (This is the point where I make a joke about you having no shame if you do though). For all you Gleeballs fact fans its about a mate who appears in several of my answers, usually unnamed until The Man Who Had No Shame that I posted this week. Thinking back on it there are moments that make it sound a bit, well, Hollywood, but take it from me its completely true.
EDIT: I swear to god, as soon as I'm done with this one its back to the knob gags. Promise.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 20:47, Reply)
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