ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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killed by deathhmmm... I was at a filmschool and needed a tape master. I grabbed one out of the lecturers cupboard and taped my shit over it. Turned out it was his only master for an award winning documentary.
Was dubbing stuff onto the tape, got into a conversation and suddenly he walks in and oops -- sees the run-on -- his doco that err... i'm erasing. So I blame this random chick on the basis that she'd owed me a tape and I'd just used what she'd given me without looking.
But lo and behold -- she turns up. I scream at her (award winning performance). Said Lecturer totally screams at her (totally totally pissed). She doesn't have a chance and doesn't know what's going on.
Over the next 3 months she went loony. And then she killed herself...
...I am a cunt.
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hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 21:58,
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