ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Betraying a loved one.Way back when I was a lad of 18, I was going out with a delightful and pretty girl. She'd had a strict catholic upbringing and it is to this factor that I attribute her being up for practically anything sexual.
One night she was rimmimg me when I felt gaseous stirrings within. I quickly made a calculation: Which would give greater pleasure - a tossing-off while being anally tongued...or...?
I farted, hugely, in her mouth. She was not best pleased.
One of her friends was passing our room at the exact moment of the outrage and commented in the morning that she'd heard "a strange noise and then someone being sick or something".
In my defence I can only say that I was young and stupid. And that she was so "experimental" that it was better than odds-on that she might actually have liked it.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2005, 7:43, Reply)
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