ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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How could I forget the time...when my ex bird (megan) invited me to a party she was having so we could have a catch up and a drink together.
I ended up getting really drunk and shagging Megan's 18 year old cousin, Lucy.
Then getting in a fight with Jenny's (megan's 16 year old sister) Boyfriend, knocking his tooth out, breaking his rib and I think he may have broken a finger.
Then proceeding to perform and receive oral sex on Jenny.
Then waking up with a massive hangover to find Megan being up for it for one last time, shagging the hell out of her before legging it to get the train home.
What a great night. But Oh, the shame.
I was 15.
But it went down as legend at school when Megan told the story to all my schoolmates on MSN! Still, I don't talk to her much now. Slag.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2005, 10:07, Reply)
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