ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Dear meBeing the studenty type that I am, i tend to get shit-faced at every possible oppurtunity.
Once I partook in the act of buyin some drugs off a dodgy looking geezer in a club. I went to the toilet happy in the knowledge I had scored. Now being drunk as I were i decide to expect aforementioned drugs whilst having a piss. Ooops! dropped them in the trough thing, i fished them out quickly and stuffeed into my mouth like a sugar depraved 7 year old scoffs down smarties. They must have had upteen different peoples piss on them :( they tasted bitter :D
Also last night I got wankered again, I 'farted' in bed, chuckled to myself because it was a pretty loud and pugent guff. Only to wake up and find a little bit of poo had popped out. I must have been really drunk.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 4:46, Reply)
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