Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Weel chair
i was on a train goign to chichester once, and because i had my bike i sat in the luggage van. In the van at the same time was a man and his weel chair bound wife. we got chatting and i was told how they went on a boat trip earlier in the day. she told me how it was very rough on the water and how she was tyhe only one not to get sea sick. so i replied:
"well not all of us have sea legs."
i know its not that funny, but i was fairly embarresed and hads the decency to not talk after that.
oh i've also told a girlfriend she 'wasnt actually that bad looking' but she was ginger. I also told a girl i liked she was like my fit mate, only not so fit :D
( , Sun 27 Nov 2005, 11:30, Reply)
i was on a train goign to chichester once, and because i had my bike i sat in the luggage van. In the van at the same time was a man and his weel chair bound wife. we got chatting and i was told how they went on a boat trip earlier in the day. she told me how it was very rough on the water and how she was tyhe only one not to get sea sick. so i replied:
"well not all of us have sea legs."
i know its not that funny, but i was fairly embarresed and hads the decency to not talk after that.
oh i've also told a girlfriend she 'wasnt actually that bad looking' but she was ginger. I also told a girl i liked she was like my fit mate, only not so fit :D
( , Sun 27 Nov 2005, 11:30, Reply)
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