ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Oh, the humanity!Oooh... the shame of it all! There have been some truly cringe-inducing things that I have done in my life.
Like the time that I left the bath running (I forgot it was running- got distracted by a phone call), and it overflowed. A lot. A lot a lot. I was living in a top-floor flat at the time and completely destroyed everything that was in the flat below. I've stuck to showers ever since.
Then there was the time that I cheated on my biology GCSE papers (thank God for Encarta!), and got straight A's, along with the school prize (one way ticket to Hell... perhaps).
And a lot of shame for this one. Standing in JFK, in NYC, in the toyshop. They had model 747s. I picked one up, and said perhaps (in hindsight) somewhat too loudly "Now all I need is a model skyscraper!" Glares all round for that one.
Or maybe... no, I'm not telling about that one. That's too evil...
Well, there was watching the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and actually enjoying the film...
::EDIT::
That joke in the post above mine is bloody awful...
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jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 27 Nov 2005, 12:09,
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