ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Yet another booze related one...I went to a party a while back, had a pretty good time, got lashed, and woke up in my bed the following afternoon feeling a little worse for wear. And that's what I remember.
But it's not what happened.
Apparantly, I had decided that I couldn't be bothered to walk home, and had crashed at a mate's new girlfriend's house which was close to the party. I fell asleep on the sofa with a glass of water. When they woke me up in the morning said glass was full of a suspiciously dark yellow liquid. Upon being asked what it was, I replied with "I don't know, but it doesn't taste very nice"...
I drank my own urine, pretty much in front of my mate's new girlfriend. And her hot housemate.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 0:26, Reply)
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