Once while out
At the pub, me and a few friends had had a fair amount of drink. we were going clubbing afterwards but me being so cheap didnt want to pay for a taxi to the club, so we got the bus instead. now the thing about buses are they don't always take the most direct route and having a good few pints in me made me need the toilet rather urgently.
fortunatly we were sitting at the back but people started to notice my squirming. they then started making waterfall sounds and telling me to think about dripping taps etc. the cunts. a few mins later i thought i was actually going to die from the pain of holding in this piss. all the people on the bus weren't paying attention anymore and i spied an empty bottle! unfortunatly it was one of the really small ones but i thought this would be ample for emptying my bladder. so heres me on a bus dick out trying to get it in the top of a bottle and piss. some piss spilled which was a shame but some girl noticed and shouted 'what on earth is he doing?!?' to which my mate replied 'oh he's having a piss'. fortunatly no-one could see.
the bottle began to fill rapidly and so i had to try and cork it which i did but spilling some more piss onto my jeans.
the bus finally got to the station and i ran out in front of everybody and let the remaining piss drain into a bush.

i am proud of all my embarasing moments except that one!
(rosstheboss, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:02, Reply)