Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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memories of an old friend I used to have. We were both 11 or 12 at the time and he had come over after school to listen to music or what not. I left my room for 10 minutes to go do some chore or something. I return and spy something brown under my bed. I look closer and its piece of poo. I ask my mate about it and he says oh looks like rat poo. I'm thinkin shit now I'm sleepin with rats. He leaves a little while later and I inform my mother about how I now sleep with rats. My mom then informs me that the basterds mother had warned my mom that this mate of mine no longer shit in toilets. He shit and then hid it in odd places. Like under beds. I thought it was a little large to be a rats.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:47, Reply)
memories of an old friend I used to have. We were both 11 or 12 at the time and he had come over after school to listen to music or what not. I left my room for 10 minutes to go do some chore or something. I return and spy something brown under my bed. I look closer and its piece of poo. I ask my mate about it and he says oh looks like rat poo. I'm thinkin shit now I'm sleepin with rats. He leaves a little while later and I inform my mother about how I now sleep with rats. My mom then informs me that the basterds mother had warned my mom that this mate of mine no longer shit in toilets. He shit and then hid it in odd places. Like under beds. I thought it was a little large to be a rats.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:47, Reply)
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