Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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A couple of weeks ago
I got up for work at some hellish time, probably about 4:15 or something, after a successful early evening session in the pub. After getting out of the shower I went straight to the kitchen to get some toast on the go. As I replaced the bread in the cupboard I coughed and farted, the kind of fart that makes an alarming wet noise, so wet in fact that the results were on the kitchen floor. A nice brown puddle of beery poo. It sat there until I came home from work some ten hours later, I couldn't face that kind of cleaning at that time of day. Slightly shameful I suppose.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:04, Reply)
I got up for work at some hellish time, probably about 4:15 or something, after a successful early evening session in the pub. After getting out of the shower I went straight to the kitchen to get some toast on the go. As I replaced the bread in the cupboard I coughed and farted, the kind of fart that makes an alarming wet noise, so wet in fact that the results were on the kitchen floor. A nice brown puddle of beery poo. It sat there until I came home from work some ten hours later, I couldn't face that kind of cleaning at that time of day. Slightly shameful I suppose.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2005, 10:04, Reply)
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