Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Mistaken Identity
So a few years ago, Im sitting in a pub having a few bevvies with some of the guys I played rugby with.
Suddenly 2 hands reach across my face and cover my eyes with the dreaded "Guess who it is!!". All of a sudden my mind goes as blank as an A4 sheet of paper. I can recall the voice but cant place the name.
...An uncomfortable couple of seconds roll by...
In my drunken and horny state, I blurt out a girls name that I had been shagging.
It turns out to be my girlfriend at the time. SHAME.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2005, 14:34, Reply)
So a few years ago, Im sitting in a pub having a few bevvies with some of the guys I played rugby with.
Suddenly 2 hands reach across my face and cover my eyes with the dreaded "Guess who it is!!". All of a sudden my mind goes as blank as an A4 sheet of paper. I can recall the voice but cant place the name.
...An uncomfortable couple of seconds roll by...
In my drunken and horny state, I blurt out a girls name that I had been shagging.
It turns out to be my girlfriend at the time. SHAME.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2005, 14:34, Reply)
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