Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Fell off the stage during a band concert at age 10.
I was on the end of a row, as I played the baritone saxophone (a monstrosity). We kept shuffling down to fit one more person on; I shuffled too far. There was a terrifying moment of uncertainty.
then I, my chair, and my saxophone fell a stunning 6 feet onto the hard hard ground. For a fraction of a second I thought I was okay. Then the saxophone hit me in the meat-and-two-veg. It hurt like hell and probably worse. An authority figure of some sort arrived. Immediately he took a picture. The shame was unbelievable.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2005, 20:29, Reply)
I was on the end of a row, as I played the baritone saxophone (a monstrosity). We kept shuffling down to fit one more person on; I shuffled too far. There was a terrifying moment of uncertainty.
then I, my chair, and my saxophone fell a stunning 6 feet onto the hard hard ground. For a fraction of a second I thought I was okay. Then the saxophone hit me in the meat-and-two-veg. It hurt like hell and probably worse. An authority figure of some sort arrived. Immediately he took a picture. The shame was unbelievable.
( , Mon 28 Nov 2005, 20:29, Reply)
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