ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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I really can't believe I did this.My Chemistry teacher came back after a three-month absence with a shaved head. Needless to say, she had been given treatment for a brain tumor. I thought I was being hilarious when I said "Were you getting a haircut that whole time?"
Soon after she was dead. Strangely enough that did not make me feel any better.
Also, my unfortunate cousin tells a great story of how he spat in the most popular (amazingly good-looking) girl in his class's face. It was the last day of school, he was walking down the hall, she approached (alone) from the other direction. He opened his mouth to say something witty. Instead, a huge amount of saliva, mucus, and who knows what else hit her in the nose. There was an incredibly awkward pause. Then she said "EEEEEEEWWWW" as she attempted to wipe the gunk off her face.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 22:17, Reply)
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