ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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once upon a time ...... in a country far away there was an education system with 'highers' that youths did when they were only 16 or 17 ... but we achieved them, mightily, then went drinking 'over the town' ... and much was had ... and yea one was so young that when a lady of indeterminate repute said - in market street - have you got the time? you said, no, sorry, i'm pissed and have no watch ... anyway ... that's a digression ... but the problem with being 16, wearing jeans, cowboy boots, and a natty blue tweed sports jacket from M&S is that when your body says: 'thy shall dump,' then thy shall ... in a lane off menzies road ... and it's quiet and all is good until in a drunken 16 yr old state, with jeans at ankles and in mid poo, between two cars, you become dimly aware of a woman's feet walking testily down the lane, appalled by the minkered school pupil having a shite in her purlieu ...
madam, nearly 3 decades later, i apologise ...
... i am
*ashamed*
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