The shame.
I was a sophmore in highschool (15 years old) and thought I'ld be real clever and write down all the formulas for the upcoming math test on my palm. Worked great until the teacher saw me somehow about 15 minutes into the period. She told me to wash it off and once I had completly removed it I could start my test again, but it was still due at the end of the period even if I didn't finish. I went to a pretty crummy high school and the only place you could find soap would be in the nurses offices bathroom. I remember the spanish teacher was a push over so I ran to his room to get a nurses pass. Got the pass and ran to the nurse told her I had a stomache and needed to use the restroom. Went to the nurse's restroom and scrubbed off all the formulas. I then ran back to the class sat down and tried to finish the test. I dont remember how I did on the test I do remember my friend slapping me on the back of the head and calling me a dumbass though. Apparently she had a poster of all the formulas on the wall. All the formulas I had written down on my hand were on the wall. If I had only looked on the wall I would've known not to try and cheat. Oh well.

I remember some kid in that same class tried writing down all the formulas that weren't on the poster. He wrote them on the inside of his calculator though. Pretty smooth till he forgot the calculator in the class at the end of the test. The next day when the teacher asked who it was he also said it was his. Doh!
(If your not a manc your a wank, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 6:33, Reply)