ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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oh yeah, and another oneI was at a friend's wedding, nice and drunk and chatting up some posh bird. Turns out she's there with her family. I go and meet them.
Her Dad's a proper cockney geezer, pretty intimidating himself, whereas her brother has got to be the biggest motherfucker I've ever seen. The ladies weren't exactly ladies, either, and I was being wound up good and proper, and couldn't wait to get away.
When I finally escaped, I met up with my mates at the bar, describing my experience. With added (and very loud) impressions of this bird's dad and brother.
Very loud, and very drunk.
And yes, they were standing right behind me.
I do feel ashamed, but that's probably only because I got sussed.
Never did fuck her, either.
fucksocks.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 14:35, Reply)
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