ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Sudo-Date for a christmas party gig at fancy hotel...Held off drinking to avoide foolishness infront of business folk, until of course the raising of the champagne. 5 champeigns later, the dinner wines came. End of dinner, just barly concious. "Come on {me} scotch and cigar time".
Feeling a little off color and largly intoxicated, I hit the bathrooms with the intention of clearing the stomach. Distracted by fancy hotel towls, and the filling of my jacket pockets, I forgot to yack.
End of night. "slured speach: Thanks for the great *bluurk*" all over my friends boss.
The fact that I tried to clean it up with the stolen towls didnt go down well either...
christmas parties eh.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 3:21, Reply)
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