ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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which story do you want?a friend (yes, a friend, i.e. not me) did this almost shameful, racist, homophobic, anti-equestrian thing a while ago. the story was relayed to me by my brother:
whilst around at another friend's house (whom i shall call friend sheena, and is, shall we say, not caucasian), my friend (i'll call damien) was having a laugh with another friend (james). at the house too, with sheena, james and damien, my brother and more of his mates, were two lady-loving-ladies. great.
now, rumours had abounded previously of our friend james enjoying the manlove. with a friend, who, again, name changed, i shall call pete. these rumours had abounded, but neither involved would say anything on the subject.
so, anyways, james and damien were having a laugh together. then james insults friend a (the insult has been lost to time, due to it's rubbishness), and my friend replies with possibly one of the best lines ever:
"yeah, well you sucked pete off like a c**n!"
two lesbians and a non-white in da house.
classic.
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