ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Stoned off my titsThere was the time I smoked far far too much weed, and went to the loo, only to pass out for three hours. My friends woke me up by breaking the door down. Class...
Or the time when I was 17 and did the bar crawl three times. I had a three day hangover thanks to that one. And completely lost any chance with this fit Irish chick I was after. Guys, girls, and undecided b3tans, Tia Maria and milk is not a clever combination.
Then finally, there was the time my Mum nearly caught me wanking. Although when I was 14 she did find my porn stash. Forever burned into my mind will be the phrase "THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY!!"
No shit sherlock.
I've dished out a fair few public humiliations of my own as well- in my first year, my next door neighbour was being a complete arse. Come his birthday, I get him completely ratted, and send him up on the kareoke to do what he thinks would have been "California Love". The sheer look of embarrasment when he didn't know the words of "My Uncle John from Jamaica" always warm my heart. He eventually got kicked out of uni, by the way.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 22:51,
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