ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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The square, in Bournemouth......is normally full of public bothering clipboard monkeys. They do tend to come up with clever ways of detaining us; most memorable was one that offered me a hug if I filled in her questionnaire.
Anyway.
I was walking through the square with a flatmate, in the summer of this year. A young, blonde girl approaches, clipboard held out, all hopeful.
"Could you spare a couple of minutes," she begins.
But I cut her off.
"No, I'm sorry. I can't see you; I'm blind."
Stunned look on her face, flatmate nearly pissing himself laughing as we breeze past.
A vague sense of shame struck for around a second.
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gone, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 0:04,
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