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Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.

There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?

(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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2 late entries.....
...there are too many blokes embarressing themselves here, so I remembered stories of two of my girlfriend's friends....

1. Friend #1 went out, pulled bloke, went back to his flat, did stuff in bed. Bloke goes to work in the morning, girl feels the need to pinch one out.
Goes to toilet. Pinches one out. Toilet either won't flush or the bastard just won't drown, I can't remember which.
Girl scoops out said turds, fully intending to put them in outside bin, out of embarresment's way. About to leave the flat, bag of poo in hand, she writes a quick note thanking lovely bloke for a lovely night, and leaves it by the front door. Closes door. Puts spare key through letter box. Realises she's left the bag of poo on the floor next to the note.

2. Friend #2 was training in forensics. In a lesson, everyone's told to take a swab from their own mouths and look at the DNA under a microscope, or whatever it is forensics do. She swabs, she looks, and she sees something she doesn't recognise. Calls tutor over. "That, my dear, is a sperm".

Oh, the shame.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:02, closed)

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