Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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I fall over a lot,
My most DARING occasion was trying to jump over a fence to sit with my friends, but mis-timing, and nearing rolling off the cliff
But the most shameful was exiting Dorothy Perkins, on my own, and slide the entire way along the tile-floor and landing on my arse infront of most the town. I've done this on numerous occasions.
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And just recently; on the phone to Royal Mail - my parcel number started with "RR", and the Royal Mail woman had quite a west-country accent. I did feel ever so slightly bad when she read it back out to me, "AAAaaaaaar Aaaaaaaaaaar" and I burst out laughing. And then giggled through the rest of the call. :(
( , Thu 1 Dec 2005, 12:37, Reply)
My most DARING occasion was trying to jump over a fence to sit with my friends, but mis-timing, and nearing rolling off the cliff
But the most shameful was exiting Dorothy Perkins, on my own, and slide the entire way along the tile-floor and landing on my arse infront of most the town. I've done this on numerous occasions.
-
And just recently; on the phone to Royal Mail - my parcel number started with "RR", and the Royal Mail woman had quite a west-country accent. I did feel ever so slightly bad when she read it back out to me, "AAAaaaaaar Aaaaaaaaaaar" and I burst out laughing. And then giggled through the rest of the call. :(
( , Thu 1 Dec 2005, 12:37, Reply)
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