
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Damn sir, you have seen through my cunning plan.
Thanks though, this little game has made me laugh like a loon for the last few hours.
I'm giving up now, there's stuff I need to go and do. Legless can be last. Of course I say that then someone with an 'L' plate will post a story about how they had three whole lambrini's last night and "spewed all over Shazzas tits, innit". Won't that be a (snigger) shame.
EDIT: dchurch, I take my hat off to you sir! I will post no more in honour of your quick-wittedness.
( , Thu 1 Dec 2005, 14:07, Reply)
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