ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Argh, okay then, you've driven me to it!I know you've been keeping the question open just to drive that guilt wedge deeper and deeper and deeper in. I give up! I'll talk! I'll talk!!
/breaks down
/bites lip
So there I was, fourteen or so, horned up as only a fourteen year old can be, and fresh from reading the letters pages of the jazz mags someone dumped in a hedge. Little did I know they make those up!!
I took to having a condom slightly visible in my front blazer pocket while popping into the shops on the wayhome from school.
It all seemed so plausible at the time...
"Oh, I see you're all ready for me. Why don't you come into the back while I lock up for half an hour...."
Don't even think anyone noticed...
(, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 8:55, Reply)
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