Embroiled in the confusion of others
It's my first post ever! So please be nice. I've had more than one horrible boss. I rarely stood up to the first batch, brought up as I was with terrible self doubt I always assumed it must be me and not them who had made the mistake (for a long time I was under the impression that if someone was more confident, richer, popular of healthier than me they must therefore be more clever....)

Worked in a recruitment agency in Slough - industrial jobs, manager saw me coming out of the bathroom flapping my hands (there were no drying implements so I was airing them - we've all done this no?) This chap didn't like me, think it was a class issue, anyway he called me into the back office for a chat, said he was pissed off I was using company time to paint my nails (because I was flapping hands he assumed I was drying nail polish). I showed him my Polish-free nails and explained I was merely drying them. My shock when he ignored this and still told me off. He wanted to tell me off and he wasn't going to let fact get in the way. Soon left for a job with a better salary than his which he hated. I hope he is paralysed from the neck down.

Working in an investment bank, one of the super rich directors asked me to go crawl under his desk and unplug his blackberry charger. When I asked him why he said 'because I don't want to do it myself'. He wasn't watching, it wasn't a perve thing, he was just an overprivilliged twat. Bloody charger was stuck in a mass of tangled cables.

This kind of thing doesn't happen much these days, a wall of unwavering assertiveness/cold cheerfulness and a gaze peppered with a little bit of dominatrix style loathing keeps all of these types well in their place.

Now how do I add one of those witty signatures...
(Biscuitism Never knowingly oversold, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 12:20, 6 replies)

alright jaysums

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 13:10, closed)

alright becky jizzbox

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 13:21, closed)

alright d to the three

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 13:30, closed)

alright bcm

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 14:00, closed)

You can't trust those Polish, always coming over here and painting our nails.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 13:51, closed)

I read it as complimentary DIY accessories.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Apr 2015, 14:01, closed)