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Camping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.

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(, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:32)
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Army recruits are drilled to ignore tents.
"A tent - shun!"
(, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 21:42, 7 replies)
I hope, on your wedding night, your bollocks catch fire, fall off and roll down the bed.

(, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 21:59, closed)
If you booked a sloping bed for your honeymoon it
really isn't his fault. Move on.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:03, closed)
something hilarious about the difference in size between him and his wife

(, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:14, closed)
I'm hoping I haven't upset someone enough to post a picture of me enjoying myself.

(, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 10:26, closed)
I notice a case of plagiarism.....
Spike Milligan - one of the early books of his war memoirs. Possibly found in Adolf Hitler: My Part in his Downfall, or possibly Rommel: Gunner Who?
(, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:37, closed)
and the two posts below also

(, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:47, closed)
What, my post?
No idea, last time I read a Spike Milligan book was when I was about 7.

I suppose it's just about conceivable that I might have made up a shit tent pun off the top of my head, after reading the two previous shit tent puns, and that a massively overrated dead cunt came up with the same shit tent pun 120 years ago.
(, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:54, closed)

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