Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Doggy-dooWhen we were kids my grandparent's dog ate my brother's new bouncy ball that they had just given him and my mum insisted that we search his poo a) to make sure it hadn't got stuck inside him and b) because it was new and ungrateful to not get it back. Why I had to be involved I never did figure out. Perhaps they just hated me.
It took FOUR long days!!!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:37,
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