Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Magnum Mickwhen I was 5 and I was playing football in the playground I was well engrossed and didn't even realise that i needed a dump. The next minute I had shit my pants and was doing a special shit pants crab run to the toilet. I started to cry and went to the teacher. She was very good and looked after me. In those days they had a drawer with loads of spare clothes and she gave me some spare pants. She gave me these quality magnum PI pants complete with a Ferrari, a helicopter and the man himself with his big tash on the front.
I ended up loving my magnum pants they looked so cool.
Well after telling that story to a few pals I am now known to some people as Magnum Mick. Bastards.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:32, Reply)
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