Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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in my other school...i had to crap half way through an algebra lesson, so i went up to the teacher and asked hip quietly...
"sir plz cud i go to the toilet?"
to which he said loudly
"of course u can james," as i wos new to the school he said
"just go out of the door and in to the door marked TOILET"
i wos soooo embarrassed i shat mtself there and then
it wos very embarrassing, but hilarious 4 every1 else
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 7:05, Reply)
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