Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Another oneAbout a month ago I went to Morroco and got a severe bug - I practically had a seizure on the plane back, and had stomach cramps for ages. When I finally went to clear my gut, the effect could best be described as "blamo" . I absolutely nuked the toilet in Gatwick and the smell was unbelievable. I was still ill, but I felt so proud.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 9:28, Reply)
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