Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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mcsplurryI had(have) a mad craving for those Kebab chilis that you get, er, down the kebab place (obviously) - Imagine my delight when I found you could buy jars of them down local supermarche.
Imagine my horror the day after eating said jar of chili's when my sphincter decided to errupt/spasm to new levels, and to make it worse I was a 10 min walk from home. Much quick shuffling, followed by 30sec bouts of "spazzy ring" ensued....
(just made it home to loo BTW, but only by a dribble)
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-:Coop:-, Fri 7 May 2004, 12:00,
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