Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Holiday HorrorI remember this as if it were yesterday.
Our family was sitting in pub/restaurant ordering and my dad had popped off top the loo.
We continued chatting & ordered our drinks after a little while we noticed the most awful stench, a kind of feces/vomit combo fresh from the oven. We were not the only ones as we looked around we noticed everyone had stopped eating and drinking and was curious as to the souce of the smell.
Cue dad attempting to stealthly leave the toilets as a wall of putrid shit stench struck the the room from the open toilet door. He took one look around the pui and left. We quietly paid for our drinks and left shortly after not wishing people to realise we are related. Days later in the hotel people were still commenting this pub had a smell not unlike the feces of the damned.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 12:58, Reply)
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