Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I refuse to accept that I performed a sleep-shitWoo, my first opportunity to contribute to Question of the week!
When I was 7 years old I woke up one school morning, as I walked the 10ft accross my bedroom I was rewarded with a soft, squidgey, not particularly unpleasant substance under foot and up through my toes kinda like a Play-Doh Fun Factory. To my horror a big shit on my floor. My first reaction was to flip out and shouted my mum complaining that "the stupid dog" had crapped on my floor only to be told we didn't have a dog anymore.
To this day I refuse to accept that I performed a sleep-shit and then was unlucky enough to stand in it!
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 14:51, Reply)
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