Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
(
rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
« Go Back
Essex gorillaCouple of years ago walking round the corner to my flat, noticed an unsavoury whiff. Realised a second later what was the culprit, noticing a dark croissant-shaped object (straight croissant, not curled, but still the same shape otherwise), nestling in front of a neighbour's door, measuring about a massive foot and a half at least (the poo, not the door).
Frequently wondered about who /what had done it, maybe an escaped gorilla or if a human, he or she must have been caught short in agony!
About a year later a mate from work told me almost exactly the same story but said he stumbled across a turd of similar size and shape close to his place. Anyone else experienced such a phantom log of these proportions in the Essex area? U can't miss them, and they reek.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:49, Reply)
« Go Back