Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I was walking home from the pub,when suddenly "The Urge". Now, I have really bad stumak problems, so if I feel the urge, I have to go.
Myself and my mate went to the local service station, but the bloke wouldn't let us in. I asked him very kindly "Sir, please let me.." No. "I'll buy something." No. "Sir, if you don't let me in, i'll shit in the middle of the yard".
And so, I did.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 May 2004, 16:36,
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